10 Terrible Christian Billboards →

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religiousragings:

by Daniel Florien

Christians are notorious for terrible billboards. Here are some of the worst…

1. Anti-God is Anti-American

Impeccable logic…

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2. “Well, you did ask for a sign.” -God

Yes, but not another man-made one.

 

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3. The POPE is the ANTI-CHRIST

Free proof? That’s stupid… people dumb enough to believe this would pay money for the “proof.”

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4. Judgment Day – May 21, 2011

The Bible guarantees it? Well then, that settles it I guess.

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5. Christmas starts with baby Jesus ultrasound

Um… baby Jesus had an ultrasound? And he had a physical halo that it picked up? Or maybe this is the 2nd coming of baby Jesus?

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6. “We are no longer a Christian nation.”

But they get mad when people “quote mine” the Bible.

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7. Atheist: Someone who believes that nothing made everything

Christian: Someone who believes that something must create everything except for the something

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8. Homosexuality is a sin!

But let’s not talk about divorce, gluttony, lying, hate, pride…

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9. Heaven or Hell?

Aw, hell, I’ll pick heaven I guess.

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10. Godless boy will kill you

…because if this boy isn’t raised by right-wing nutjobs with guns, he’ll find one and kill you with it.

Sorry haters, but the second one is fucking awesome.

The last one makes me really mad. Like really really mad.

(via ellemarieh)